Blogging My English Homework And Then Some

#GPOY

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:43:06 -0400

#GPOY

“The Big Penis Book 3D.” The 3D part is necessary:...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:38:02 -0400

“The Big Penis Book 3D.” The 3D part is necessary: “It’s like you can reach out and touch it!”

I refuse to admit how often I travel like this.

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:30:48 -0400

I refuse to admit how often I travel like this.

Oh, don’t mind me, just living with the fact that I’m not going to be an adult until I...

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:33:04 -0400

Oh, don’t mind me, just living with the fact that I’m not going to be an adult until I stop tacking on the phrase “because I’m an adult!” to immature actions:

“I’ve eaten Captain Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch for breakfast every day this week because I’m an adult!”

“I paid for this candy bar with my debit card because I’m an adult!”

“I need this new glittery nail polish because I’m an adult!”

“I’m watching cartoons in bed midmorning because I’m an adult!”

and, probably the most relevant one right now:

“It’s 2 a.m. and I’m on Tumblr because I’m an adult!”

Job-searching second semester senior year:

Sat, 04 May 2013 02:11:52 -0400

What it’s like for my friends and people I know:

What it’s like for me:

audreyii-fic: writersprocrastinate: Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:51:09 -0400

audreyii-fic:

writersprocrastinate:

Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.

Photo

Fri, 03 May 2013 19:43:21 -0400

smokeporch: Drama-Free

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:26:53 -0400

smokeporch:

Drama-Free

kanayatheawkwardlesbian: saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:26:09 -0400

kanayatheawkwardlesbian:

saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’

productiveslacker: remember when Rabbit made a decorative and...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:24:40 -0400

productiveslacker:

remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?

Rabbit just really gives no bothers.

Photo

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:21:35 -0400

FIRST THING I DO EVERY MORNING

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:14:48 -0400

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

AFTER WORKING IN A LAB FOR TOO LONG

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:12:26 -0400

whatshouldwecallgradschool:

credit: Alex and acutewinnipegosis

geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and...

Thu, 02 May 2013 20:11:10 -0400

geeksotospeak:

99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat

24 HOURS BEFORE AN EXAM

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:21:50 -0400

howdoiputthisgently:

FIRST I’M LIKE:

AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES I’M LIKE:

THEN I’M LIKE:

THEN I’M LIKE:

THE NEXT MORNING I’M LIKE:

AND AFTER THE EXAM I’M LIKE:

AND:

AND:

Fifteen years ago today. We’re about four years away from...

Thu, 02 May 2013 16:22:47 -0400

Fifteen years ago today. We’re about four years away from the events of the epilogue. Feeling old? Me too.

futurecatladies: instant reblog. every. time.

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:55:52 -0400

futurecatladies:

instant reblog. every. time.

mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:53:40 -0400

mmtion:

on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character

raisedatdisneyworld: no-one-sees: disneyismyescape: baryonyxmono: why did dr facilier cross the...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:39:01 -0400

raisedatdisneyworld:

no-one-sees:

disneyismyescape:

baryonyxmono:

why did dr facilier cross the road

to get to his friends on this other side

this making me laugh but also making me scared

stop

i was literally about to make a post like that but you beat me to it!!! lololol

otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:45:24 -0400

otomuragakuya:

a sentence
will always look
like poetry

if you
hit enter
a lot