May 2013
19 posts
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Oh, don’t mind me, just living with the fact that I’m not going to be an adult until I stop tacking on the phrase “because I’m an adult!” to immature actions:
“I’ve eaten Captain Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch for breakfast every day this week because I’m an adult!”
“I paid for this candy bar with my debit card because I’m an...
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Job-searching second semester senior year:
What it’s like for my friends and people I know:
What it’s like for me:
audreyii-fic:
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
kanayatheawkwardlesbian:
saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
FIRST THING I DO EVERY MORNING
whatshouldwecallgradschool:
AFTER WORKING IN A LAB FOR TOO LONG
whatshouldwecallgradschool:
credit: Alex and acutewinnipegosis
geeksotospeak:
99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
24 HOURS BEFORE AN EXAM
howdoiputthisgently:
FIRST I’M LIKE:
AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES I’M LIKE:
THEN I’M LIKE:
THEN I’M LIKE:
THE NEXT MORNING I’M LIKE:
AND AFTER THE EXAM I’M LIKE:
AND:
AND:
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mmtion:
on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
raisedatdisneyworld:
no-one-sees:
disneyismyescape:
baryonyxmono:
why did dr facilier cross the road
to get to his friends on this other side
this making me laugh but also making me scared
stop
i was literally about to make a post like that but you beat me to it!!! lololol
April 2013
116 posts
otomuragakuya:
a sentence will always look like poetry
if you hit enter a lot
When someone starts talking about the future
whatshouldwecallme:
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Every conversation I have, ever
Me: *listens*
Me: *listens*
Me: *listens*
Me: *thinks it's a good time to insert a reference to something geeky*
Me: *watches as people stare at me awkwardly*
Me: *back to listening*
shinkisrule:
“Cosette only exists because they needed a soprano”
yes
I can see it now
Victor Hugo, fully aware that his literary masterpiece will be given a musical adaption over a century into the future, plans out all the vocal ranges of each of his characters
He realizes that he lacks a soprano and from there Cosette is born
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perma-scowl:
may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
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book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo
*company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.
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Friend: So I saw this thing--do you guys watch Supernatural?
Me: Heh heh, Supernatural.
Friend: AAH, you watch it too?!
Me: No, I'm just on Tumblr.
little girls R better at designing heroes than you →
Kids are more impressionable than you, but kids can also be less restricted by cultural gender norms…
If you like the Hawkeye Initiative, then you’re in for a much cuter treat!
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Me:
Person:
Me:
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
When I start feeling like summer is coming and...
whatshouldwecallme:
thepasta-nerada:
vvrathia:
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
euforya:
farorescourage:
being an adult
fucking relevant
