Oh, don’t mind me, just living with the fact that I’m not going to be an adult until I stop tacking on the phrase “because I’m an adult!” to immature actions: “I’ve eaten Captain Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch for breakfast every day this week because I’m an adult!” “I paid for this candy bar with my debit card because I’m an...
Job-searching second semester senior year:
What it’s like for my friends and people I know: What it’s like for me:
audreyii-fic: writersprocrastinate: Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
kanayatheawkwardlesbian: saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
FIRST THING I DO EVERY MORNING
AFTER WORKING IN A LAB FOR TOO LONG
whatshouldwecallgradschool: credit: Alex and acutewinnipegosis
geeksotospeak: 99 percent of the times i see a cat, i have to drop whatever the hell i’m doing and acknowledge that there’s a cat and say hi to the cat and walk up to the cat and try to pet the cat
24 HOURS BEFORE AN EXAM
howdoiputthisgently: FIRST I’M LIKE: AFTER ABOUT TEN MINUTES I’M LIKE: THEN I’M LIKE: THEN I’M LIKE: THE NEXT MORNING I’M LIKE: AND AFTER THE EXAM I’M LIKE: AND: AND:
mmtion: on a scale from robert pattinson to robert downey jr how much do you like your character
raisedatdisneyworld: no-one-sees: disneyismyescape: baryonyxmono: why did dr facilier cross the road to get to his friends on this other side this making me laugh but also making me scared stop i was literally about to make a post like that but you beat me to it!!! lololol
otomuragakuya: a sentence will always look like poetry if you hit enter a lot
When someone starts talking about the future
Every conversation I have, ever
Me: *thinks it's a good time to insert a reference to something geeky*
Me: *watches as people stare at me awkwardly*
Me: *back to listening*
shinkisrule: “Cosette only exists because they needed a soprano” yes I can see it now Victor Hugo, fully aware that his literary masterpiece will be given a musical adaption over a century into the future, plans out all the vocal ranges of each of his characters He realizes that he lacks a soprano and from there Cosette is born
perma-scowl: may the wings of your eyeliner always be uneven
book!bilbo vs movie!bilbo
*company of dwarves arrives unexpectedly at Bag End*
Book!Bilbo: Oh my goodness! Do come in, have a cup of tea.
Movie!Bilbo: I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING DWARVES IN MY MOTHERFUCKING PANTRY.
Friend: So I saw this thing--do you guys watch Supernatural?
Me: Heh heh, Supernatural.
Friend: AAH, you watch it too?!
Me: No, I'm just on Tumblr.
little girls R better at designing heroes than you →
Kids are more impressionable than you, but kids can also be less restricted by cultural gender norms… If you like the Hawkeye Initiative, then you’re in for a much cuter treat!
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
When I start feeling like summer is coming and...
thepasta-nerada: vvrathia: the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
euforya: farorescourage: being an adult fucking relevant