Blogging My English Homework And Then Some
#GPOY
“The Big Penis Book 3D.” The 3D part is necessary: “It’s like you can reach out and touch it!”
I refuse to admit how often I travel like this.
Oh, don’t mind me, just living with the fact that I’m not going to be an adult until I stop tacking on the phrase “because I’m an adult!” to immature actions:
“I’ve eaten Captain Crunch Peanut Butter Crunch for breakfast every day this week because I’m an adult!”
“I paid for this candy bar with my debit card because I’m an adult!”
“I need this new glittery nail polish because I’m an adult!”
“I’m watching cartoons in bed midmorning because I’m an adult!”
and, probably the most relevant one right now:
“It’s 2 a.m. and I’m on Tumblr because I’m an adult!”
What it’s like for my friends and people I know:
What it’s like for me:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
(via tooraloora)
saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
remember when Rabbit made a decorative and functional wall piece out of Pooh’s ass?
Rabbit just really gives no bothers.
(via ruinedchildhood)
